she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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