On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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