Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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