marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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