That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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