Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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