have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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