and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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