Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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