butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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