whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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