why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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