Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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