i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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