People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Randomize
