try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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