Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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