So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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