found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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