thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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