theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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