check it out our google latitudes are spooning
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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