Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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