Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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