is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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