normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Randomize
