Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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