They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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