yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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