All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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