You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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