So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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