if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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