Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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