True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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