hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
do herpes really smell.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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