Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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