when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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