Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Randomize
