I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Congratulations! We have a period
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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