Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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