I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
you had me at cake vodka
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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