Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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