Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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