At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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