Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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