this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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