The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish I only lived at night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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