its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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