Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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